If your significant other makes a rule or two about your relationship, consider yourself lucky.
Take a look at this full blown list that this guy found in a traded in car that he bought. It was a contract that a girlfriend wrote up for her boyfriend and we can only hope he ran out of that relationship after reading it.
Some of the insane rules include:
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You’re NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back
This one is a little on the crazy side.